On the prowl...

There is a new kitty on the block and today he got his first suitress at the window. She got his attention through the screen with her sultry ways, he growled. She stared, he sniffed. She stared some more, he made himself comfortable. And they sat staring at each other for a good 5 minutes. When Fuz's nosy master got in the way, she took off down the porch. Fuzzy looked after as if he lost the love of his life. Alas, the front door opened and they entered upon each other with no barriers. They sniffed some more and they made verbal agreements: Fuz said "Come let us eat grass" and he strolled to the lawn. She followed, slowly but surely. She sauntered out of the bushes and made her move. She kissed Fuz on the nose in a way that was magical. For a moment, time stopped. Then Fuz backed off like a pansy. He continued to eat grass. And then it was time to go in. And that is how Fuzzy met his current ex-girlfriend. There will be more, however. There is already an all black cat lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce with a look on her face like "Hey Baby, How YOU doin'?".